“Alcohol does not a change a person’s
fundamental value system. People’s personalities
when intoxicated, even though somewhat altered,
still bear some relationship to who they are when
sober. When you are drunk you may behave in
ways that are silly or embarrassing; you might be
overly familiar or tactlessly honest, or perhaps
careless or forgetful. But do you knock over little
old ladies for a laugh? Probably not. Do you
sexually assault the clerk at the convenience store?
Unlikely. People’s conduct while intoxicated
continues to be governed by their core foundation
of beliefs and attitudes, even though there is some
loosening of the structure. Alcohol encourages
people to let loose what they have simmering
below the surface.”
-Lundy Bancroft, Why Does He Do That
Once more for truth:
Alcohol does not a change a person’s fundamental value system…Alcohol encourages people to let loose what they have simmering below the surface.
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.
If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.
Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.
Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.
If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.
If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.
The Bibles will be blank until you confess.
Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.
The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.
If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.
If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.
If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.
Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.
If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.
The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.
Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.
Don’t get seperated from your friends.
If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.
If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.
You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.
Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.
Call yourself anticapitalist/socialist/liberal/woke/whatever but if you’re not nice to regular people on a moment to moment basis your politics are basically worthless.
“yeah see uhhh i love the pocs trans rights haha” *is the most abrasive and hateful person you’ve ever met*
